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Your Web Designer Toolbox
Table of Contents
- 1 Your Web Designer Toolbox
- 2 1. Photoshop always works
- 3 2. Gotcha!
- 4 3. Click Renegotiate..
- 5 4. Whose idea is it anyway?
- 6 5. Will the real graphic designer stand up?
- 7 6. How people see design
- 8 7. You will never learn it from school.
- 9 8. Just pick two…
- 10 9. This is how they did it
- 11 10. The best endorser
- 12 11. The Many Emotions of a Programmer
- 13 12. Advantages of Being a Designer
- 14 13. Sex and Design
- 15 14. This is all you need
- 16 15. We are designers, not tools
- 17 16. The Unforgiven
- 18 17. This is my type of coffee
- 19 18. How a unicorn looks like if you scrimp
- 20 19. What’s your ideal client?
- 21 20. What the @#$%?
- 22 21. Why am I so font of you
- 23 22. This is how the creative process looks like
- 24 23. Just press the power button
- 25 24. There are days you wish you weren’t born
- 26 25. How to piss the Rock
- 27 26. Thanks to the Courier we have different fonts
- 28 27. Times are changing, you need to keep up with it
- 29 28. One Helvetica font
- 30 29. Why Photoshop is more powerful than Sketch
- 31 30. Wireframing the easy way
- 32 31. And now, how algorithm is defined…
- 33 32. … and where it originated
- 34 33. How web designers ask for help
- 35 34. Designers are the most hardworking people
- 36 35. Bloatware killer
- 37 36. Say what!?!
- 38 37. Thankfully, doctors are not treated like web developers
- 39 38. Don’t speak Klingon
- 40 39. Chuck Norris is one hell of a talented guy..
- 41 40. Here’s more proof
- 42 41. Dare to be different
- 43 42. A certified web designer
- 44 43. Perfect combination
- 45 44. End-time prophecy in the eyes of web developers
- 46 45. The Designer has Many Faces
- 47 46. If the Little Mermaid were a font
- 48 47. How do you define a programmer?
- 49 48. Or maybe this?
- 50 49. Does the equation make sense to you?
- 51 50. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
- 52 51. Who’s got class?
- 53 52. Justified? no
- 54 53. The difference between civilians and programmers
- 55 54. CMYK still rules
- 56 55. We’re not even superheroes
- 57 56. This is what italic looks like in real life
- 58 57. Self-discipline according to web designers
- 59 58. A day in the life of a programmer
- 60 59. SQL pick-up lines
- 61 60. Beware! Programmers at work
- 62 61. A web programmer’s job is never finished
- 63 62. How programmers answer a question
- 64 63. One last compilation
- 65 64. The only people who love problems
- 66 65. Look where he looks
- 67 66. Going Nerdic
- 68 67. A cool place to be
- 69 68. Good morning starshine!
- 70 69. That’s why it’s there
- 71 70. Cheers!
- 72 71. The best place to test your HTML5 code
- 73 72. Never opt for Java, except if it has caffeine
- 74 73. You should take care of your programmers
- 75 74. How to encourage yourself
- 76 75. Two types of people expressed in a code
- 77 76. Who says monkeys can’t code?
- 78 77. Poor baby
- 79 78. We love your style
- 80 79. This is how you Captcha
- 81 80. An apt description after six days
- 82 81. My Photoshop skills got you
- 83 82. Starting another side project
- 84 83. Are you kidding me?!?
- 85 84. That’s a feature, bitch
- 86 85. How death comes
- 87 86. Spare me the reason
- 88 87. Face-off
- 89 88. There are always 2 sides of a coin
- 90 89. Follow instructions carefully
- 91 90. You gotta give me the source code
- 92 91. A very picky friend
- 93 92. We are not nerds
- 94 93. That’s why you don’t let them go shopping
- 95 94. Which applies best to you?
- 96 95. You’ll love the work
- 97 96. If I had superpower….
- 98 97. A web developer’s idea of relaxation
- 99 98. Just Ctrl+C
- 100 99. I’m a sapiophile not a weatherman
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1. Photoshop always works
2. Gotcha!
3. Click Renegotiate..
4. Whose idea is it anyway?
5. Will the real graphic designer stand up?
6. How people see design
7. You will never learn it from school.
8. Just pick two…
9. This is how they did it
10. The best endorser
11. The Many Emotions of a Programmer
12. Advantages of Being a Designer
13. Sex and Design
14. This is all you need
15. We are designers, not tools
16. The Unforgiven
17. This is my type of coffee
18. How a unicorn looks like if you scrimp
19. What’s your ideal client?
20. What the @#$%?
21. Why am I so font of you
22. This is how the creative process looks like
24. There are days you wish you weren’t born
25. How to piss the Rock
26. Thanks to the Courier we have different fonts
27. Times are changing, you need to keep up with it
28. One Helvetica font
29. Why Photoshop is more powerful than Sketch
30. Wireframing the easy way
31. And now, how algorithm is defined…
32. … and where it originated
33. How web designers ask for help
34. Designers are the most hardworking people
35. Bloatware killer
36. Say what!?!
37. Thankfully, doctors are not treated like web developers
38. Don’t speak Klingon
39. Chuck Norris is one hell of a talented guy..
40. Here’s more proof
41. Dare to be different
42. A certified web designer
43. Perfect combination
44. End-time prophecy in the eyes of web developers
45. The Designer has Many Faces
46. If the Little Mermaid were a font
47. How do you define a programmer?
48. Or maybe this?
49. Does the equation make sense to you?
50. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
51. Who’s got class?
52. Justified? no
53. The difference between civilians and programmers
54. CMYK still rules
55. We’re not even superheroes
56. This is what italic looks like in real life
57. Self-discipline according to web designers
58. A day in the life of a programmer
59. SQL pick-up lines
60. Beware! Programmers at work
61. A web programmer’s job is never finished
62. How programmers answer a question
63. One last compilation
64. The only people who love problems
65. Look where he looks
66. Going Nerdic
67. A cool place to be
68. Good morning starshine!
69. That’s why it’s there
70. Cheers!
71. The best place to test your HTML5 code
72. Never opt for Java, except if it has caffeine
73. You should take care of your programmers
74. How to encourage yourself
75. Two types of people expressed in a code
76. Who says monkeys can’t code?
77. Poor baby
78. We love your style
79. This is how you Captcha
80. An apt description after six days
81. My Photoshop skills got you
82. Starting another side project
83. Are you kidding me?!?
84. That’s a feature, bitch
85. How death comes
86. Spare me the reason
87. Face-off
88. There are always 2 sides of a coin
89. Follow instructions carefully
90. You gotta give me the source code
91. A very picky friend
92. We are not nerds
93. That’s why you don’t let them go shopping
94. Which applies best to you?
95. You’ll love the work
96. If I had superpower….
97. A web developer’s idea of relaxation
98. Just Ctrl+C
99. I’m a sapiophile not a weatherman
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